So far here's whose in for the float:
- BJ, Reuben, George, Danny, Wilson, Brent and Big Job Quality.
Chuck and Rich will be out later.
As far as food, I was thinking about bring out some stuff for burgers, but I'd like to get everyone's thoughts. Post comments so we can come up with a plan....
Oh, BJ, I found your new phone:
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I think we need to kill something on the float! Your thoughts? Can someone see me???? Hello....can you all hear me talking? Danny Is this working??? I am really unsure if you all can hear me......how is this supposed to work? Do I need a password? Where are we?
ReplyDeleteSo can you all see me right now?
ReplyDeleteThoughts on chili? I will make a "mess" of chili if you all want, and if we are going to have an outside fire and "The Boys" will not blow shit up while I will cook it with the DO we can do that?
ReplyDeleteYes, Chili...good
ReplyDeleteI think burgers are good and Chili is a bad idea with a bunch of guys very stinky and flammable. I love that we have a smart friend like Danny that has nothing better to do with his time than set something like this up!! Thanks D!! LOVE YOU!!
ReplyDeleteI'm good with whatever, burgers or chili. I'm jacked. My only request is a good soundtrack.
ReplyDeleteAs far as shuttling ideas go, I vote that we haul the boats with a truck, preferably tied down snug, and haul them back to the cabin in a truck, also tied down snugly.
Wilson
How about some nice to say and then a slap in the face....thanks "Anonymous"
ReplyDeleteCan someone bring some chips?
ReplyDeleteSorry for the sarcasm. Just my nature. Anyway, if I drive the Dodge Hoopride, we can use it. With the right ingenuity, we can load every boat and floater in it. We can leave that piece at Ozark, nobody will want to "f" with it. I can bring chips - any requests?
ReplyDeleteWilson
I will bring a fryer is anyone has deer meat!!! And did I read that right Reuben is bring the cold Coors Light (East Bound and UP!!!!!!)
ReplyDeleteCoors Light is not allowed in my boat FYI nor my cooler. Do any of you 'hill boys' like shrimp and crawfish.....yes that crawfish you 'hill boys' call them crawdads, but not how we call it in the deep deep deep south....I am almost in the Gulf. The ladies down here make this shrimp and crawfish soup and it is amazing, but did not know everyones thoughts? If you all want me to I will make chili. I can either cook it in a DO or inside on the stove. Chili=simple Your toughts? We are just going to be there one night, no sense in bringing 500 different items to eat when we are NOT having a baby shower and bringing items to eat....we are having a GUYS float/night and the main coarse is a FU*KLOAD of BEER!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, rumor is that we might be meeting earlier than 11:00....
ReplyDeleteThe rumor is correct, my train is leaving a little after 9:00. We are going make whatever stops necessary (Bobs AG, etc) and get that shuttle truck to Hasty, hopefully before 11:00. That will give us some very necessary "Pregame" time before we hit the water at Ozark. I'm still all ears on requests for chips. The default chips are looking to be Doritos and Lays - Original, speak now or forever hold my piece. I'm down with the main course being a F*ckLoad of Beer. And just for the record, you all are huge gaps and if you play your cards right, Reid will fill it, as long as there are no small animals or Jasper Sluts available. "Look at me inside her!" Don't laugh, we were all jealous.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Might never be another trip like last year.....WOW. Okay so since everyone can see this, Chili, yes or no? I will have it made and we will either cook it in a DO, or on the stove. I just dont want to make it and everyone be bringing something else. I have plently of spare time in the evenings down here in the Gulf. So let me know and I am down with the 9:00am shove off at Wilson's house of sex.
ReplyDeleteChili is a go as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteOzark to Hasty or Pruitt to Hasty? 9.1 miles in extremely low water....or 7 miles in extremely low water?
ReplyDeleteBoxley
ReplyDeleteBoxley sounds dangerous... I live a little too close to Conway these days.
ReplyDeleteFuck you BJ and your Little Rock Pussy. Wilson's House of Sex, are you kidding me? I couldn't get laid in a monkey house with a pair underwear full of bananas. Any preference on chips?
ReplyDeleteP.S. - Reid is so full of shit. T-town is not "down south". Simple Slimons is "down south."
Wilson
I think that Pruitt to Hasty is a good idea at Pruitt it is only 4 feet deep! With a short float I think Jake can finish his 5 beers and he will have one to spare. Any thoughts??? I will bring cheese and crackers for Chili.
ReplyDelete....."underwear full of bananas" has been mentioned.
ReplyDeleteBrett the 5 beers.....we will see...I might bring some Smirnoff Grape. Wilson you can't hide a house of sex!!! Its Harrison, we all know what goes on in the town. Nate I have told a few folks down here about your "swim with the gators" they all think that you are a brave man. Okay back on topic Danny is bringing bananas to put in peoples body cavities. Brent it you will bring some cheese and crackers, and someone bring some Fritos we will be set. I am sure we will have bowls and spoons.....? Its 35F down in T-town, I hope its good and cold up in the Hills!
ReplyDeleteGot the bowls and spoons... Brent is trying to start as far away from Brent Rock as possible. "Fuck you and your Little Rock pussy," we're going to have to take this up on the Kaps Court or in the Wrastling Ring! Nate, are we going to witness any simultaneous puking and pissing???
ReplyDeleteI'll grab a F-load of Fritos. As far as puking and pissing goes, I call that multi-tasking. That is a skill I learned watching BJ give James Godfrey a handjob while shaving Mac-n-truck's neck-fro. Yes, James Godfrey and Mac-n-truck have been mentioned. I'm ready to hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out and roll out with my pole out. Touche' BJ, Touche!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah,
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Wilson
Chili is in the cooler in a few containers, along with lots of Bartles and James beverages. Its going to be an F N good time!!!! It will be MORNING TIME before you know it.....
ReplyDeleteFYI - I'm not waiting until the morning to start the weekend. I'm going out there tonight. I'll be waiting for you douches Sat morning...
ReplyDeleteAww was the 9:30 eta at BJs too early for you Danny? I have four words for you GOLDEN SHOWER FROM ME!
ReplyDeleteTick Tock Old Man River....RIP Steve Pollard
ReplyDeleteBeer is good. Bull is good. River is waiting.
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